mathsturbation:

what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly

(via trust)

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9 years ago

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via safest-heaven)

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Posted
9 years ago

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(via bastille)

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Posted
9 years ago

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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1054664
Posted
9 years ago
teacher:let's go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves
me:fUCK
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Posted
9 years ago

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

(via imagination-and-magic)

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Posted
9 years ago

n-homme:

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

image

I feel like i’m not supposed to be looking at this.

(via imagination-and-magic)

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667711
Posted
9 years ago